Great Food Debates– from The Accidental Hedonist

Coke or Pepsi? Diet Coke, please. Diet Pepsi gets strangely flat in minutes.

Thick crust or thin for your Pizza? Thin. Thick crust is too bready.

Rare or Well Done for you steak? Rare. Why bother eating shoe leather? My tastes have gotten progressively rarer as I’ve gotten older.

Hot Dogs or Hamburgers? Hamburger. With onions and mustard and ketchup.

Ketchup or Mustard on your hot dog? Both. I’m a heathen.

Cake or Pie? Cake. I used to be a pie girl, but now I appreciate the perfection of buttercream.

Brownies with a fine, glossy crust, or soft cake brownies? I like cake. I like brownies. They are not the same thing.

Nuts in the brownies? No, thank you.

Vanilla or Chocolate ice cream? Really good chocolate. It has to be worth the calories.

Blue cheese or ranch dressing with your Buffalo wings? Blue. Ranch is wrong.

Soup or Salad? Salads. I love salad in any form.

Butter on your Popcorn? Only real butter, please.

Pork or Beef barbecue? If I said anything other than pork, I would be shot.

Coffee or tea? Coffee. I prefer tea in winter, for some reason.

Beer from a can or a bottle? Bottle. Can? Ew.

Oreos or Hydrox? Oreos.

Little Debbie or Hostess? Little Debbie, oatmeal pies in particular.

Bacon or Sausage? Bacon.
Eggs Scrambled or Fried? Scrambled.

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