December 9, 2010
I get a lot of liquor pitches these days, and am slowly amassing products that I need to review (mostly on booze me, schmooze me– you’ll see an uptick there in the next few weeks). I got this pitch and it was almost as if the PR person read my mind: “We’d like to offer [...]
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December 8, 2010
This is not a maraschino cherry. Sorry, folks. That’s, like, a zombie masquerading as a cherry. How are they made? They’re brined in sodium metabisulfate, calcium chloride, and citric acid; soaked in corn syrup and fructose solution; then artificially flavored and colored. Ew. Those abominations came about because of Prohibition, the root of all of the [...]
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